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This is a terribly bad game I made, it is meant to be humourous, so please don't be offended by anything it says about your batting :)

http://www.cmxmods.net/terribly_bad_cricket.php

HINTS: Hook/pull and On drive are a little different. Play for a couple of minutes and you will find out why :wink:
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That is pretty bad :D
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Why thank you :D
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lol it is bad, but i'm worse... i've already been dropped by my team!!! LOL
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garmabeaneth wrote:lol it is bad, but i'm worse... i've already been dropped by my team!!! LOL
Ah yes, they get worse than that though :oops:
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I'm actually good at this one. :lol:
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BONGOMAN wrote:I'm actually good at this one. :lol:
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I like it!!
The pressure is on now, the score is 9/246.. your team is chasing 250.
A boundary needs to be scored to win, it is the last ball, and it is down to you.
Click Pull/Hook, On drive, Off drive or Cut to play your shot!
I'll go for the hook shot...
4! BEAUTIFUL SHOT
You've won the match with that shot!
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Nice game! Now we need to compare high scores.
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4! BEAUTIFUL SHOT

You've won the match with that shot, the look on the bowlers face said it all!
I'm currently on 4.
OUT! YOU LOST THE MATCH!

That was a terrible shot!
You hit it straight to the fielder
Top score: 4
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More explosions, please.

And pictures of dead people.

Don't know much about the rules of cricket though :o
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I think I hit 7 points before I blew up the field. :)
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I made 19 before being blown up
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OUT! YOU LOST THE MATCH!

That was a terrible shot!
The fielder was standing right next to you, and you hit it straight to him. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?!
Geesh!! It's like playing cricket with Doctor Phil!! :lol:
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I'm on 6! :D

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Whoops.
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